Edition number 45; dateline 3 December 2010
Ten minutes activism for the arts
Labour MP for Wirral South, Alison McGovern, has introduced a bill under the  10-minute rule proposing that local authorities be obliged to provide a  cultural service, just as they are required to provide libraries. McGovern –  who formerly worked for the charity the Art Fund and was a trustee of the South London  Gallery while a local councillor in Camberwell – said her concern  was that “not just cuts but total withdrawal of funding for cultural services”  was very much on the cards. She cited Somerset and Bedfordshire councils who  have respectively cut arts grants and their music service, and argues that  culture should be kept available to all, not just the moneyed and the middle  class. Her bill was unanimously accepted and will receive a second reading on  17 June, before being thrown out.
Three Ps for Olympic legacy: paltry, parochial and  pointless
    In a flurry of  forced enthusiasm the “Olympic and Paralympic stakeholders” finally launched  their plans for a “mass participation legacy” from 2012. It falls to Sport  England to ensure that Seb Coe is not proved a liar, as he himself said at the  glittering launch event: “When we bid for the Games in Singapore in 2005 we  said we would use the power of the Games to inspire young people to take up  sport.” Having lodged the responsibility firmly with Jennie Price’s agency, and  pointedly ignored the rest of the UK, sports minister Hugh Robertson will  doubtless have been impressed by the catchy labelling of the programme, “Places  People Play”, and the impressive numbers being bandied: 1,000 buildings  refurbished, 40,000 sport leaders recruited and “a nationwide campaign that  will capture the excitement of sport, providing opportunities for teenagers and  young adults to receive six weeks of coaching in the sport of their choice and  guiding them into regular participation within their community”. This in a  nation of 60 million souls with the greatest sports show on earth available as  a catalyst. Cue  tumbleweed.
Sport  for AIDS’ sake
  Staff  from the United Nations International Criminal Tribunal for the former  Yugoslavia have recently created a social campaign group called S’porting Lives  and immediately taken it on tour with football matches arranged against the  staff associations of both Oxbridge universities, a parliamentary team and the  Trades Union Congress. The tour was intended to raise awareness of World Aids  Day on 1 December and focused on eradicating the stigma for people living with  HIV/AIDS and playing sports. 
Literary  accolades in Cottonopolis
    The Portico Prize for Literature celebrated its 25th  anniversary with an awards dinner at Manchester Town Hall with broadcaster and  writer Stuart Maconie offering his post-prandial thoughts for the edification  of the 250-strong audience. Winner of the non-fiction prize was Madeleine  Bunting for The Plot - A Biography of an English Acre, while Sarah Hall took  the fiction prize for How to Paint a Dead Man. For the first time the Portico  also ran a competition for young writers in which contributor to The Leisure Review Helen Owen picked up  a “commended” in the prose section and won the poetry prize for her poem The  Globe which judge Mandy Coe described as “demanding to win”. 
Fields for a queen
    SITA Trust and  Fields in Trust have launched the Queen Elizabeth II Fields Challenge to mark  the Queen’s diamond jubilee in 2012 and to protect outdoor recreational spaces  in communities all across the country as a permanent living legacy of this  milestone. Once an area has been designated a Queen Elizabeth II Field an  application can be made to SITA Trust’s £1 million fund for improvements. There  are two strands to the scheme: the QEII Fields Volunteer Support Fund will  award up to a maximum of £5,000 for projects where it can be demonstrated that  volunteers will be extensively involved in the delivery of a project and the  QEII Major Works Fund will award up to a maximum of £25,000 for projects that  also focus on delivery by volunteers, but will allow major works to be carried  out by contractors.
Dire warning on primary swim skills
    The Royal Life  Saving Society Australia are warning that as many as one in five children will  leave primary school this year unable to swim even one length of an Olympic  pool. Chief executive Rob Bradley calls the issue a “ticking time bomb” and  warns: “One of the emerging issues is that some schools find the costs of  providing swimming lessons too expensive and complex, pool entry, bus fares all  place pressure on schools and parents. The growth in private swimming centres  and their reach to children prior to school is a fantastic thing, but it often  means schools and parents assume this vital education happens elsewhere, and  there there’s been a real drop off in children learning water safety and  lifesaving skills. This has to be turned around before large sections of our  community miss out on the skills that we all remember from our school days,  swimming in clothes, diving for bricks, and learning the swimming survival  strokes.”
Bude Pool under threat
  As The  Leisure Review went to press a full meeting of Cornwall Council was  considering the fate of Bude Sea Pool a part natural, part man-made feature of  Summerleaze beach which costs the council some £30,000 per annum to run. The  proposition that the pool should be closed is being fought through a variety of  channels including a Facebook page on which a number of contributors have made  the point that the council are quite happy to blame the Labour party and spend  millions of pounds moving the reception area in its one Truro base. 
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News in brief   
    
    Staccato reports from the cultural typeface
    
Wednesday  8 December
  Jeremy Hunt launches a new campaign to get  more people to give charitably to the arts, including £80 million of matched  funding. The Little Baron says that VIP traffic lanes are essential to the  success of the Olympics in London but that they are not just for the ferrying  of bloated IOC officials and sponsors; all sorts of athletes, officials,  dope-testing teams and maintenance teams will need to be zipping about. Sepp  Blatter says England are arrogant and bad losers. Liz Nichol, the chief  executive of UK Sport, says that there are now no excuses for British athletes  to fail at the Olympics given that elite sports funding has been protected up  to the Games.
Thursday  9 December
  Rioting in the streets of London as  protestors make their point about planned increases to university tuition fees.  Richard Caborn is among a number of former ministers who have their Commons  passes suspended for trying to cash in on their parliamentary access on behalf  of lobbyists. HMV reports a £40 million loss and is thought by some to be on  its last legs. The Arts Council England is to take over some of the roles of  the Museums, Libraries and Archives Commission but with only 75% of the MLA’s  budget. Health minister Anne Milton is forced to disclose just who is shaping  national health policy these days; step forward Unilever, McDonalds, Diageo and  Kellogs, among others. The cost to the Treasury for the installation a Christmas tree  under the PFI building management deal? £875. Or would have been had permanent secretary Sir Nick  Macpherson not decorated it himself rather than cough up the inflated readies. At  Tate Britain the traditionally non-traditional tree has no decorations; not a  one. The State of Florida pardons Jim Morrison only 41 years after the alleged  incident of public indecency even though everyone knows he did it. 
Friday  10 December
  Some 14 million people tuned in to see  Coronation Street flattened under a runaway tram earlier this week. Political  parties spent £57 million in campaigning between 1 January and the election on  6 May. Tickets to live screenings from the New York Metropolitan Opera are  being snapped up at cinemas all over the UK. Research commissioned by a group  of urban councils suggests that the least well off will be the hardest hit by  new council budget cuts.

